me: here’s your coffee.
boss: (takes sip) this is a chai.
me: right. your usual order, right?
boss: no, no. it’s the holidays? take this back. eggnog latte.
and then five minutes later i get a text from another coworker.
her exact text: “(small non-fat latte) pretty please!”
i was already at the coffee place. told her i didn’t have cash and she texts back: “(I have $$$ here) so sorry. didn’t think of that.”
idiot. coffee costs money. and chill out with the parentheses. and stop calling neiman marcus “needless markup.” i know they sound similar and you probably think it’s hilarious, but chill.